MOMents

*When you used to check your lipstick in the mirror in your car. 

And now you check for grey hair.

*When the only think you want is for her to stop screaming in the car seat.

And then, when she's finally quiet, you're convinced

she's choked on something back there.

*When you consider putting on makeup and doing your hair while the baby naps, 

but decide to eat a frozen burrito instead.

*When both your babies are napping, but you & your sister are texting 

about the Sofia the First episode you're still watching.

*When the baby stops crying and you think hubby's succeeded at putting her to sleep,

when really you peek to check in on them

and see your 210 lb. husband has climbed into the crib with your 21 lb. baby.

*When you pull into the driveway and realize she's fallen asleep in her car seat, 

so you just decide to curl up and nap in yours.

*When you hear a scream in the dark and realize that your husband,

who is putting the baby to bed,

has just been bitten on the nose by your little one's first tooth.

And suddenly, he was able to empathize

with breastfeeding women everywhere.